A Mouse "Tail"

Last night I got home from church, and I was tired and looking forward to a hot shower and a soft bed. I prepared to shower in my room, and then went into the bathroom. I turned on the light and headed over to the shower to close the curtain and start the water. But before I got halfway there, I noticed that sitting on the drain was a nasty brown mouse. I screamed, and went flying up the stairs and almost right into my brother. He just stood there in awe of his not-so-modestly dressed sister who was screaming something about a mouse. He went downstairs with me, and the mouse was nowhere to be seen. Adam assured me that the mouse was gone. I was standing on the bathroom counter so I decided to be brave and pull back the curtain a little more, and sure enough, sitting there on the ledge was the mouse. At the point I deemed it necessary to inform the entire household, as well as the next door neighbors that the mouse had been located. As the mouse climbed out of the shower, onto the floor, and towards the door, I proceeded to stand on the counter screaming at the mouse to stop. It didn't listen to me, and went out the door and disappeared to somewhere. I was not going to wait around for the mouse to show up in bed with me, so I promptly moved many of my belongings upstairs, where I am planning on living until the mouse in caught.

And if that wasn't bad enough......

This morning I was at the computers at school typing an email while absentlymindedly eating a granola bar. I noticed it tasted funny, and as I examined it and the inside of the wrapper closer, I noticed that there were bugs all over both. *shudder* I made a quick trip to the garbage can, and promptly put some gum in my mouth (don't ask me what the gum was supposed to do. It just made me feel better).