I'm Bored

Along with being lonely, staying home by yourself also gets boring. Actually, I haven't been to lonely this week, thanks to some great company. Elise, Katelyn, and Jenny have all stayed, and no, sleep has not been a priority. But I am bored right now. The house is clean and the animals are fed. The flowers have not been watered yet, but it's to hot right now.

So, anyone up for more nursing jokes?

~How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.
~ Top 10 Reasons to Become a Nurse
1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.
2. Fashionable shoes & beautiful white uniforms.
3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive.
4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops eventually.
5. Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases.
6. Interesting aromas.
7. Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.
8. Do enough charting to navigate around the world.
9. Celebrate the holidays with all your friends, at work.
10. Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.