Kansas...Again

So, this weekend, for the 2nd weekend in a row, I headed out to Kansas. Only this time I went to Bern, and did not leave at 1am. The Washington Bible class was invited to Sabetha, so I decide to tag along. We took this big green bus, and as you can see, it was certainly not easy to miss. The way out got long, despite Jenny, Amy and my attempts to come up with things to talk about. But now I know their greatest fears, what kind of house they want to live in, and all kinds of other random stuff. On Saturday night, we went to a singing, and then I stayed at Jill and Larry's. Sunday was church, and then we boarded our casino bus (as we fondly called it), and drove home. Thank goodness for headphones and cd players that block out the noise of 20 highschoolers when you are trying to study. Did I mention how glad I am that I am not in highschool anymore?

Friday I was kinda bored so I was looking up nursing jokes. Cheesy, I know, but fun none the less. This is one I loved:

You know your a nurse when...
~Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you
~You believe a good tape job will fix anything
~You have the bladder capacity of five people
~You find humor in other people's stupidity
~You have your weekends off planned one year in advance
~You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if the phrase "wow, it's really quiet" is uttered
~Your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing than most computers
~You believe chocolate is a food group
~You have ever had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh uncontrollably
~You think that caffeine should be available in I.V. form
~You refer to vegetables and are not talking about a food group
~Your feet are slightly flatter and tougher than Fred Flintstone's
~You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants
~Your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat
~Your idea of thawing the holiday turkey consists of an IV and warmed saline ... (and if the holiday turkey you usually see has arms instead of wings and is sauced instead basted)...
~You believe that a large part of your daily calorie requirement is provided by Tylenol, Advil, or Excedrin