Two Ugly Sisters

Luke (my brother) is usually pretty outspoken about how he thinks I look, but today was about the worst.
He went to the barber to get his hair cut, and the lady (his barber is a lady named Angie) was talking about how her co-worker thinks she should brush her hair more often. She then asked Luke what he thought and he replied in his typical non excited manner :"Doesn't matter to me; I have two ugly sister." I'm told the whole place about died.